Kate & Mari Make a Fanfic.

Hey. As you may or may not have read in my latest post in my blog (This is Kate), Mari and I wrote a Twilight fanfic about Leah Clearwater/Jacob Black.
(SPOILER ALERT.)
It takes place at Bella and Edward's wedding, in Breaking Dawn, after Jacob grabs Bella trying to convince her not to do anything on her honeymoon. (Except that Leah is there.) Mari and I wrote what SHOULD have happened, in our opinions. This was all done over texts last night, hope you enjoy!

"Get off her!" Edward cried.
Seth and Leah Clearwater ran over to where Edward had yelled, trying to see what had happened.
Bella, scared for both herself and Edward, ran to find Esme or Alice, leaving her new husband alone with the pack.

Leah had chosen to dress up for once. I mean, it was a wedding. And even though Jacob had been telling himself he hated her, he couldn't help but be impressed as she ran over to him with her brother. For a little while, Leah's looks even had him wondering what he ever saw in Bella.
Edward smiled at Jacob's thoughts. Without the mutt chasing his wife around, they might fully get to enjoy their honeymoon.

But that didn't fully control Edward. He was still so angry that he sent his rock-hard fist flying straight into Jacob's jawline in a punch that'd even do damage to a werewolf. Jake began to fall with a muffled cry of pain, before going completely unconscious.
Leah, twitching with anger and using all her strength to stop from phasing, ran to Jacob's side, catching him right before he fell to the shadowy ground. "You leave him alone!" she snarled at Edward. The female werewolf was now holding Jake so that he was laying across her lap, (as she was on the ground- It's not like she cared whether her dress got dirty or not) and covering his body protectively against any more punches that may be headed his way. But that's when Edward stopped. He saw no point in punching Leah.

Jacob Black was out cold.
"Jake? Jake, can you hear me?" Leah asked him affectionately. Then, as if just realizing she wasn't alone, Leah snapped back to her old self. "Uh... I mean, Goddamnit Jake, get up and kick this leech's sorry ass!" She turned to Edward, who was watching the scene with a smile. "Bloodsucker!" she spat at him. As soon as Leah saw Bella running back over to her husband she snapped, "Leechlover!" Why had the human girl gotten the happy ending? It was so unfair.

"Edward! Edward, darling, what happened?! I heard Leah screaming... Edward, are you okay?!" Bella asked, frantically and out of breath.

Leah stuck out her tongue. Thanks to Sam, any form of love made her sick. Any form of love, that is, except for what she felt for Jacob Black.

"Yes, love, I'm fine," Edward smiled, "Leah, tell Jacob we appreciate him coming. But why don't you and the pack get something to eat and then take off?"

"Fuck you, leech! We'll leave when we want to!" the Quiluete girl yelled. She looked down lovingly at the man she was still holding. Why did he have to be in love with Bella?

"Actually, Leah," Jacob's husky voice made her heart leap, "I think he's right. Maybe we should leave."

The relief she felt over hearing his voice overpowered her, and she threw her arms around him. "Oh, thank God you're okay!" she blurted out. Everyone stood there, confused. "Uh..." she stuttered, removing her arms, "I mean, now I don't have to drag your dead weight down to La Push."

"Always such a lady," commented Jacob, who now got up and dusted off his black pants casually.

"Jake, you ok? That looked like it hurt," Seth asked.

Bella, who had missed the whole thing, asked, "What hurt?"

"When I bruised your husband's ego," Leah joked lightly, smirking.

"Uh.... ok," said Bella, not quite getting the joke. She turned to Edward and asked, "Honey, this is gonna sound weird from me, but it's our wedding so... you wanna dance?"

"Of course." Edward smiled brilliantly, taking Bella's hand as they walked toward the dancefloor. Leah stuck out her tongue and muttered, "Saps."
Bella had it all, Leah thought. Plus, the most wonderful guy in the world loved her, and she didn't even care! What a stupid bitch.

Leah turned to Jacob, who was now staring at her. "What?" she snapped.
Jacob shook his head, thinking of the all-too-true song lyrics, 'if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.'

Seth's whining broke through his thoughts. "Do we really have to leave now?"

"We don't have to," his sister answered softly. Jacob's gaze was filling her with so much affection that she couldn't manage her usually sharp tone.

Jacob kept shaking his head, thinking of that damn song. He glanced at Bella and then at Leah, comparing the two. Who, who to choose? They were both looking so beautiful.
So he started thinking. Leah had always been there for him. They were, despite their constant bickering, best friends. And hadn't she just protected him from Edward?
Leah. Leah. Leah. The name began to take on a new meaning in Jacob's mind.
Leah Clearwater was tough, and the one girl he was sufficiently (and reasonably) scared of- the exact opposite of Bella Swan.

"Hey assface, I said me n' Seth are gonna get sumthin' to eat, are you comin'?" she asked him, breaking him out of his daze. Wow. How had that line given him butterflies in his stomach?

"Yea," Jacob said quietly, taking one last look at Bella. She was dancing with Edward- she was happy. Now he could finally be happy, too.

"Alright, c'mon, dickhead."
Seth smiled at his sister's bitter comments.
The three shape-shifters were at their table eating when Jake asked, as if out of the blue, "Leah, wanna dance?"
Leah almost choked on her food. "W-what?"
"You don't mind getting trampled on?" Seth asked, shocked. His sister slapped his arm. "Seriously, man... she can't dance."
Leah got up, grabbing Jacob's rough hand. "I'll show you dancing."
Jake smiled. Only Leah Clearwater could turn dancing at a wedding into a competition.
He lowered his hands on her waist, and they both felt each other's hearts speed up.

Edward, at his own table with Bella, watched them and read their thoughts with satisfaction.
Edward peeked at Jacob from the corner of his eye, smiling. Bella looked over at him as well and whispered something quietly into her husband's ear.

Jacob pulled Leah in closer to him. They both held each other tightly, not wanting to let go.
"Leah," Jake whispered into her ear, seductively.
"Yea?"
"You suck at dancing."
Leah smiled. "I know."

When the song ended, they turned to go back to their table, where Edward was waiting for them.

"Damnit leech, can't you leave us alone for once?!" Leah yelled. Then she stiffened as she realized her words. She had made them sound like a couple.

Edward laughed out loud. "And by 'us' you mean...?"
"Me and Jake," Leah answered coldly.
Edward looked down at their hands, which were still interlocked.
"I see," Edward smirked.
Then Bella walked over, and noticed their hands. "Aww, are you two...?"
Jacob and Leah looked at each other, and then quickly removed their hands. "No!" they cried in unison.
Bella looked disappointed. "Aww, too bad, you guys would be cute together. Hey, Edward... we should get over to Alice, she wants pictures."
Edward sighed. "Of course she does."

When the newlyweds had left, Leah asked in outrage, "What was that stupid leechlovers' little comment all about?!"
"Well, we were holding hands, it might've looked like we were a couple." Jacob scratched his head, and his answer only seemed to get Leah madder.
"Why are you always defending her?! Make up your fucking mind, Jake!"
Jacob was startled. "W-what? I was just saying-"
"Oh please! Get over her already, she's married now!"
"Look, I was just-"
"Ok, sure sure," Leah quoted him, even imitating his voice. "You just wanna avoid the fact that you will never have her!"
"I could say the same thing for you and Sam." Jacob said, his eyes suddenly cold. "Leah, you're such a bitch. Here I was thinking you were actually gonna be decent. Guess I was wrong." With that, he shoved his hands in his pockets and started to walk away.
"Wait," Leah said. Jacob turned to face her. She moved in close to him and suddenly couldn't take it anymore; her lips violently moved onto his.
Jacob gasped in surprise and pleasure, and Leah slipped her tongue into his mouth. "Jake, you have to understand..." she said against his lips.
Jake kissed her back intensely, running his hands all over her back. "I do understand... more than... you will... ever... know", he managed to say when his mouth was free.
"Say it," Leah almost begged.
Jacob managed to tear his mouth from hers to mutter exactly what leah wanted- no, needed- to hear: "I love you."